Wanted Dead or Online
By:George Levy 
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Song Lyrics:

When I was growing up, I had dreams of becoming a Rockstar…

It was either gonna be that – or a Ninja… but my parents weren’t very happy about the Ninja thing.

As the years went by, the Rockstar thing didn’t pan out and after 2 cracked ribs and a broken nose at Karate class – I decided to give up the Ninja dream as well…

Then I became an adult and I had no choice but to “pay my own bills”, so I pushed those fantasies aside, put on a suit and tie – and joined the corporate world.

But then, in my darkest hour, along came the World Wide Web and my life took on a whole new direction…

 

I’m not the same
The Internet made me change
Every day I post my status update

In Cyberspace
Where my pictures won’t grow old
I surf online and I feel so bold.

 

I’m a web guy.
Without Internet I’d die…
I’m wanted… Dead or Online.
Wanted… Dead or Online.

 

Sometimes I Tweet. (Tweet)
Sometimes I Blog away.
The people Re-Tweet…
And leave comments every day.

 

Sometimes I search for days,
First in Google then in Bing.
Don’t call me on my phone
Cause I’ll just let it ring.

 

I’m a web guy.
Without Internet I’d die…
I’m wanted… Dead or Online.
Wanted… Dead or Online.

 

I’m Online…

 

Web!

 

‘Cause I’m a web guy.
Without Internet I’d die…
I’m wanted… Dead or Online.

I shop for groceries
While I’m sitting home on Chat.
I text my peeps,
And I check in where I’m at.

 

A quick status share…
Leave your post on my wall.
Got all my friends on Facebook
and I’ve poked them all.

‘Cause I’m a web guy.
Without Internet I’d die…
I’m wanted… Dead or Online.
‘Cause I’m a web guy.
I got a digital mind.
I’m wanted… Dead or Online.

I’m online…

Dead or online

I’m online…

Dead or online

Dead or online

Dead or online Ooooh…

Dead or online

Dead or onliiiiineeeee……..

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Song Credits:
Lead Vocals: George Levy
Lyrics: George Levy and Yvonne Levy
Background Vocals, Special Effects and Post Production: Diego Jinkus
Music: Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora
Music Arrangement: ProSource Studio Musicians

Photo Credit: CodiceInternet

Wanted Dead or Online is a parody based on Bon Jovi’s original song Wanted Dead or Alive. George Levy has no association with Bon Jovi (…although that would have been really cool.)